About Us

Who Are We?  

Welcome to FoulGreetings.com, your one-stop shop for hilariously offensive and wildly inappropriate holiday gifts, cards, and wrapping paper! If Hallmark makes you yawn/gag (delete as appropriate) and Pinterest-perfect Holiday spreads aren’t your vibe, you’ve found your people. We’re here for those who think life’s too short for boring, cliché, and polite.  

 

What Do We Do?  

We create the kind of cards that make your grandma clutch her pearls and your friends cry-laugh. From cheeky wrapping paper to satirical mugs, our goodies are designed to offend, amuse, and remind everyone to stop taking life so seriously. Because nothing says “Happy Holidays” like a gift that makes someone go, “Wait…what?!”  

 

Why Do We Exist?  

Honestly? Because the world needs more spice right now. We’re the antidote to “Live, Laugh, Love” vibes—our mission is to inject a bit of sass, a lot of sarcasm, and just the right amount of rudeness into gift-giving. Life can be messy, funny, and downright ridiculous, and we’re here to help you celebrate that.  

 

Who’s It For?  

If you’ve ever rolled your eyes at a cheesy card aisle, cringed at a stock-photo greeting, or thought, “This needs more profanity,” then FoulGreetings.com was made for you. Whether you’re a Gen X rebel, a sarcastic Millennial, or a Boomer with zero f***s left to give, we’re here for your wonderfully twisted sense of humor.  

 

What Makes Us Different?  

We’re not just selling cards and gifts—we’re creating moments. The kind that make people laugh out loud, question your sanity, and text you, “Where did you *find* this?” Every design is unapologetically bold, meticulously crafted, and 100% unfiltered.  

 

So, ready to ruffle some feathers?  

Shop now and make this holiday season the rudest, most memorable one yet. At FoulGreetings.com, we say it how it is—loud, proud, and with a little extra sass.